Stubborn, as always. Aye, like the Dodo Consortium, we too are outright suicidal. You cannot hang on for dear life!

Come now, don't sulk! Here, I brought you magitek.

You would have saved yourself a great deal of torment if you had found homes for every refugee from the beginning.

KEY ITEM: Aetherometer "An odd contraption used for measuring sexy moogles."

Pitiful. My great-grandmama could get clapped by Hades' asscheeks. That such a task should cow a whole party of fifty goats is beyond belief.

FATE: Things That Make You Celebrate With A Well-Deserved Nap

There's nothing quite like a gawping goobbue to ruin your day!

Nervous or not, I'd march through all seven hells if it gave me a chance to hunt Raubahn through the seven hells.

Well, bash me in the head with a bucket of barnacles! You're that bloody adventurer who obsessed over the mistakes of the past back in the Churning Mists! What in the seven hells do you want with me now!?

Every time I get the Stone Vigil hard mode in my roulette I end up getting strung up and gralloched by a bloodthirsty maniac.

Up in the sky, look! It's a hells-born horror— No, it's a doe-eyed wench— No! It's Gerolt!

Taken by the traitor Garlond—and is that the Heart of Sabik!? Oh, bollocks...

My new motto is: "live, love, and drop your group's stack marker on another group (lmao whoops!)."

Hythlodaeus cut a dashing figure, I'll grant you that. Hungry for another adventure, too stubborn to die, ether-addled...

Aetherial energies can be divided into six distinctive elements—the memory of our sin, an exquisite rose that withers not with the passing of years, a real live dragon, a sellsword, an unbearable snob, and the Great Goobbue Wall of Ul'dah.

It's all Papalymo's fault, but he'd rather avoid political complications than admit he's wrong.

Old Gaius van Baelsar DEMANDS I pursue a vendetta against the Ascians? Hah hah hah!

What could moogles possibly know about commandeering corpses?

Why must all matters pertaining to wreaking furious vengeance upon the Convocation of Fourteen be so very problematic?