April Fools! All of our services are cancelled! It's better to walk today ^GW x.com/StagepoorGM/st…

Morning! Just letting you guys know that our services aren't running today like always, they are all cancelled and we are too busy burning the Stagecoach Gold bus. It's better to walk in Manchester today ^GW

StagecoachGM The congestion:

Hadn't even talked to this guy and i get blocked lol ^GW

Every Bus is now not in service because we have cancelled services so every bus will be returning to the depot, It's better to walk for now ^GW

All services are delayed cuz we sold our Pee Network buses to Canterbury ^GW

An update, We are ordering burned buses to Manchester and we will try to run them if not then just walk. ^GW

Horrible night from the Stagepoor team. I hope our terrible service ruins your night today ^GW

Most services are cancelled cuz we are selling most of our buses to other places, No worries we are ordering some burned buses so please wait for few days. Only services are operating are the Free Buses which will change the cost to £1M for a few days. Have a horrible day ^GW

The 3 buses we ordered has finally arrived at Sharston depot. Great work team ^GW

Two Grand Cancel livery buses parked in Ashton depot soon going to be burned ^GW

Our Stagepoor Team ^GW ^GW | Gordon Williams ^LM | Liam Mars (Will leave in 2025 to work for Metroflop Manchester ) ^TJ | Thomas Jones ^KT | Kevin Taylor

This is amazing team ^TJ

Have a horrible night. Thomas Jones got a raise because he burnt the Grand Cancel buses in the Ashton depot. I hope our terrible service ruined your day ^GW

Do you remember when you joined X? I do!. Thanks you for joining Stagepoor and destorying buses! #MyXAnniversary

Route 325 is cancelled for the rest of the day because we can't be bothered to run it anymore

Route 330 is cancelled because the bridge near Dewsnap Lane has collapsed ^TJ

Route 192 We are delaying our services cuz Piccadilly is too crowded so it's delayed until the crowd vanishes ^TJ