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Grand Cancel

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LNER's best advertisement. Making sure people don't get to their destination! Make sure to bring marshmallows!
#ShouldHaveGoneWithLNER

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This #FathersDay, why not tell your dad how much you love him by booking him a ticket with LNER instead of us? #ShouldHaveGoneWithLNER

This #FathersDay, why not tell your dad how much you love him by booking him a ticket with LNER instead of us? 
#ShouldHaveGoneWithLNER
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With hot weather forecast across our network this week, its recommended that you dress like a firefighter if traveling with us.

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Looks like our passengers are taking our advice when we say #ShouldHaveGoneWithLNER. Traveling with us gave them some serious anger issues.

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Don't know why The Mirror is making such a big deal about this when this happens to our passengers on a daily basis. 34°C is practically cold for anyone who uses our Adelantes

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For #ArmedForcesDay, we're doing a BBQ along the ECML. The location is, as of yet, undecided and depends on where an Adelante breaks down. Stay tuned for more folks!

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To those sad about the Royal Train being cancelled, we're delighted to have won the contract with The Royal Family to transport HM Majesty by rail across the country. "Grand Cancel's consistent warmth was a big factor in the King choosing to travel with them" - The Royal Family

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Great to see our parent company appoint a man head of our bus division who has previously failed at Worst Rail (WorstGroup), Go North East (The Go-Away Group) and Reading Buses in a similar role. We look forward to him making Arriva just that bit worse! news.arriva.co.uk/news/arriva-gr…