#freecodefridaycontest time. Read this and you could win a code for THE CREW 2 - Gold Edition (The Crew Motorfest) on Xbox One. Good luck.

Is it just me......or are lips just plain wierd?

Apparently I woke the wife up last night as I was purring in my sleep.....I don’t even particularly like cats....go figure?

Today...I shall mostly be making oodles of doodles of poodles with noodles - and that’s Sunday #🎤drop

Do any dentists still take appointments at 2.30 - or has that been taken out of their diaries?

I’m not allergic to nuts, I just don’t like them.......unless they are made out of dough!

Well that’s 8.08am taken care of - I’m looking forward to 8.09am and what the future brings!

The promise of a better future was a lie...maybe 8.10am will be better

I can’t even begin to consider past 9am - that’s like the far flung future and flying cars etc

I’ve just discovered that Siri cannot sing - that’s disappointing

Yes I am bored - thanks for asking

We filmed both Dogma and Zack & Miri in #Pittsburgh so I know the #SquirrelHill area well. My heart goes out to all the people who were shot or killed simply for practicing their faith, as well as the Police who were injured while trying to protect them.

#RedDeadRedemption2 RDR2 just became a ‘Brokeback Mountain’ simulator......

Farewell, Bruno Ganz! My movie Dogma never would’ve even occurred to me without seeing your angelic performance of Damiel in Wings of Desire. Your performance in Downfall was legendary, your vast career was enviable. Rest now, Thespian.

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Due to the Coronavirus outbreak I’ve taken the decision to suspend my birthday until next year - damn I was so looking forward to turning 48 too. Maybe next year eh!

Perspective: While I, too, hope this rumor is true, please remember that I only talked about it with @marcbernardin on #FatManBeyond after I read about it on the internet, just like everyone else. This means I have no inside info. Much like everybody else, I’m just a hopeful fan.

'You're not having to risk your life in the trenches, you're being asked to go home and watch telly.' 'What is wrong with people.' Piers Morgan urges everyone to follow government advice and stay at home.