TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

here's your yearly reminder of when parx tried to sell geoff on the merch site for 10 million dollars

my favourite set of stairs on the beach on christmas eve or whatever waterparks said

🤢🤮🤢🤢 🧚🏾‍♀️💖💗💓✨❤️ 🤢work🤢 💞🥰getting paid💖 🤢🤢🤢😷 💖 💘 😍 ❤ 💗🥰 🤮🤮🤢🤮 💗✨🧚🏾‍♀️💕💞

if i had a nickel for every time trisha paytas’ baby coincided with the downfall of the royal family id have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

Fine. You're not invited

ABOUT TIME 🌕: symphony.to/waterparks/6

back from the dead and was at parx dallas WHATS GOOD

yeah girl!

sitting at work and admiring my waterparks videos like a wife waiting on her husband to be back from the war

hey so literally what

good fucking night

EASY TO HATE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN