This alien facetimed me at 6am and told me to come get him out of Area 51. What should I do?

happy birthday kasey!! i miss you a whole lot and hope you’re having the time of your life in Hawaii! 💚 Kasey Neubert

this animal shelter is doing a “storm the shelter” event and dressed their dogs up like aliens and it’s too cute!!!

is this a fan account or a lacrosse account??? i’m confused

Me: “Okay, baby. I’ll be right back.” Her:

I thought I would share how I, as someone who is visually impaired use my iPhone.☺️

Air Allen. 🤩 #SEAvsBUF | #BillsMafia

Let’s make history. #PlayLikeAGirl #AnchorDown

AFC EAST CHAMPIONS. #BillsMafia

WBB | FINAL: The Mountaineers pull away in the second half to defeat Colorado Christian 72-42 tonight at Paul Wright Gym. #FearTheNeers

We're hungry. 😤 #NextivaNextUp | #BillsMafia

𝗔𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠 #MWMadness | #GoDogs | #GoLobos | #GoWyo

Book locked in.

Full slate for the Cowgirls ready to defend the Mountain West 🏆 📰 | bit.ly/3BUAwKG

Josh Allen giving Bills fans a heart attack 😂

To celebrate our ambassador Josh Allen and the first game of the NFL season, we’re giving away a signed Josh Allen Cap! To enter, just retweet this tweet for a chance to win! Must be legal US resident; 18+. Visit newer.ac/JAGiveaway for full rules.

26 years ago today. One of the bloodiest hockey games I’ve ever seen! It was March 26, 1997 and the Colorado Avalanche and Detroit Red Wings brawled it out! The game known as “Bloody Wednesday” #WhatATime #GoAvsGo

Cherish this moment forever 💙 #GoBlue