someecards
@someecards
Welcome to the Twitter feed of somewhat internationally acclaimed humor site, Someecards.com. You’ll love not unfollowing us!
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Patrick Monahan
@pattymo
cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy | cohost, @whatatimepod | Bsky: pattymo.com | IG/threads: pattymo
MTV
@mtv
Probably flirting with your favorite celebrities 🤭
Molly Jong-Fast
@mollyjongfast
Not here
lauren ashley bishop
@sbellelauren
comedy writer. comedy performer. mother of all dogs. AR native. @sbellelauren on threads, IG, and tiktok. also bsky.app/profile/sbelle…
Jimmy Fallon
@jimmyfallon
astrophysicist
Louis Virtel
@louisvirtel
Keep It! podcast on Crooked Media Jimmy Kimmel Live!
pat regan
@poregan
i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate.
Julie Klausner
@julieklausner
I created #DifficultPeople & co-host @DoubleThreatPod. Other things too. She/her. Jewish. I hate it here.
river buddy butcher 🤠
@rivbutcher
comedy central half hour "a different kind of dude" streaming 1.27 youtube.com/watch?v=vgWBju…
The Tonight Show
@fallontonight
Official Home of The Tonight Show Starring @JimmyFallon, #ThatsMyJam & #PASSWORD! Watch #FallonTonight weeknights 11:35/10:35c on @NBC and next day on @Peacock
Texts From Last Night
@tfln
Chronicling your wild lives, one text at a time. Contact: [email protected]
andy lassner
@andylassner
Executive Producer - @JHudShow Previously @ellendegeneres show
ali
@onlinealison
cohost of @webcrawlerspod. contact me: [email protected]. IG ALIBABY90.
Anna Roisman
@annaroisman
Comedian, Host, Impressions, Actor |👸🏻@nbc @mtvnews @buzzfeednews @hqtrivia @amazon | 🎧PODCAST: Big Wigs | IG & TikTok: @AnnaRoisman | Cameo👇
Maddy Smith
@somaddysmith
touring cumedian
jourdain searles
@judysquirrels
film critic & comedian • bylines @thr @okayplayer @bitchmedia @indiewire @ebertvoices @reverse_shot @vulture @theavclub • programmer • [email protected]
mark
@thecatwhisprer
Nobody wrote 'stay cool' in my yearbook, the only signer was my math teacher Mr. Johansson and he just wrote 'Mr. Johansson'
OMGFacts
@omgfacts
All Things Factual and Curious.
Pamela Ross
@pamnotanderson
writer, comedian, girl from that sketch you liked
Jess Dweck
@thedweck
Writer for the TV. Bigtime cool person.
Jason Mustian
@jasonmustian
loveable-ish misanthrope. i've run a few startups (poorly.) and i've run my life (poorly.) and i have a funny-ish mindfulness journal you can buy 👇
the federalist stinks!!!!
@rajandelman
Comedy. Producer of @2mbstudios. Old words in @reductress. Instructor at @improvboston. See me at @unioncomedy
Bryan Donaldson
@thenardvark
I write penis jokes that a handsome man reads on tv
Cher
@cher
Stand & B Counted or Sit & B Nothing. Don't Litter,Chew Gum,Walk Past Homeless PPL w/out Smile.DOESNT MATTER in 5 yrs IT DOESNT MATTER THERE'S ONLY LOVE&FEAR
I AM RAGHAV
@acluofficial
Standup comedian. Co-host of @PodDamnAmerica. Leader of MS-13.
amber rollo
@ambercrollo
The JNCO Jughead
@vocabularry
Failure is absolutely an option
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@aoc
US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Amanda Hurley
@amandajunemoon
I have to pee.
Emily Panic
@aprettybigmouth
Comedian, allegedly
Dwayne Johnson
@therock
founder of stuff
Kaytlin Bailey
@kaytlinbailey
Founder & Executive Director of @oldprosonline. Host of The Oldest Profession Podcast. Touring Whore's Eye View all over the world.
jaboukie
@jaboukie
instagram.com/jaboukie
Ξvan Ross Katz
@evanrosskatz
Former tweeter.
Sara Critchfield
@saracritchfield
Getter of "it" and a firm handshake of a person. Vice President, Global Outreach @FetzerInstitute
Alyssa Limperis
@alyssalimp
actress & comedian, Sydney on Flatbush Misdemeanors on Showtime, No Bad Days on Peacock insta: bit.ly/2CddTpn contact: [email protected]
Anita Flores
@anitajewtina
Jew✡️tina🇵🇪 | audio producer @marvel, formerly @earwolf | Host of #DoctorHorror + #ImListening
Ariel Dumas
@arieldumas
IG: @ arieldumaspubicaccount - Head Writer and Supervising Producer for @colbertlateshow
Kemesha Kelly Swaby
@kemeshaswaby
Constantly improving. Wife. Mom of 2. Sister. Friend. Montessori-inspired parent. Educator. Speaker. Blessed.
Caitlin Peluffo
@caitlinpeluffo
Mouthy dirty bird - Comedian seen on Colbert, Corden, JFL - Host of the Good Time Gal Podcast
Hana Michels (same on all platforms)
@hanamichels
THIS IS NOT MY WORK ACCOUNT!! THIS. IS. PERSONAL.
Lindsay Theisen
@lindsaytheis
traumatized blonde comedian
celia
@_celia_bedelia_
“this is, without a doubt, one of the worst female accounts on this app.” dog mom. period lady. endometriosis haver without a uterus. 🇱🇧 🇺🇸
Sarah Lazarus
@sarahclazarus
staff writer @crookedmedia (lovett or leave it, other stuff)
Kendall Farrell
@kendall_farrell
Whitney Meyer
@itswhitneymeyer
Actress. Big fan of all things vintage, art, espresso, cats, and human rights for all. Had my head mowed off on TV once. Good times. 🤟🏳️🌈🆗🏳️⚧️🆒🇺🇸☕️
Women Posting W's
@womenpostingws
celebrating wins, wholesome, funny, and girly things :) waking up every day is a win, be proud of yourself 🫶 @jasminericegirl
ely kreimendahl
@elykreimendahl
tv/film writer, comic, queer// 📲 @whenshappyhour1 @betchesluvthis ///🎤🌈 @gayshamecomedy- next up 3/21 @comedybrooklyn!
LiveToken
@livetokenco
Real time, live data and analysis for NFTs like NBA Top Shot at livetoken.co. Avid pickleball player. Discord: discord.gg/JMVFpJDNRV
NFL ALL DAY
@nflallday
Official digital collectible of the NFL and NFLPA. Start ripping packs and collecting your favorite stars and rookies today!
☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l
@lilnasx
hey baby are u happy to see me or is your box always this hot? 😏
Women's March
@womensmarch
Organizing every day for our freedoms, our families, & our futures. For more info text MARCH to 44310 or sign up at the link ⬇️
relationships.bsky.social
@redditships
choice posts from the bountiful gardens of reddit's relationship subreddits. DMs open, Gmail acct is redditships. I don't do promotions.
Midwest vs. Everybody
@midwestern_ope
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody