nvm i got some shit to say

sorry i didnt text you back i have writers block

When I say I’ve got that dog in me this is what I mean

@DannyJBrennan Getting a nice "remember you are dust and to dust you shall return" on Valentine's Day is beautifully savage

can't believe i'm wasting my hottest years sending emails

Hoy recibí el currículum de una chica que nació en el 2002. DOS MIL DOS. Viene del futuro o qué

palestinian gofundmes you can boost and donate to: a thread

Anyone who signs a fucking bomb should be put in a mental institution - For the criminally insane

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

I just know every poli-sci major’s going to have an interesting Monday in class tomorrow

why does spotify make it so hard to unlike songs in my music library

The retro aesthetics of the 1968 Summer Olympics in Mexico City

currently exhibiting behaviours that would make carrie bradshaw look sane

Yall was wearing Toms. I remember that.

what if we kissed under the seal lamp?

how to dress for the trump kennedy center now that the armrests are made from cold hard marble

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