Facebook is gonna implode when they find out on Monday.

tutweetok Joe Biden The fly decides which party loses the election.

Another week?? Right after we JUST had one?? Okay... not sold on all that but I’ll give it a shot I guess

Walking around my house like "who the fuck closed last night?!"

If I could vote in America, I’d vote with kindness.

sometimes I look back on a person i’ve had feelings for and I’m like was I ok?? was I having a mental breakdown?? was that a cry for help what is thaaat

Taylor swift is the main reason I’m ever sad

New Year’s resolution: forget 2020 me ever existed

“Why isn’t your camera on” Me:

Happy st pattys!!

Did anyone else throw up in their popcorn bowl as a kid

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe

this honestly looks like my daily to do list

all bad things daenerys targaryen did (A THREAD)