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In the. Of voice to text, usage of the word. Drops significantly, because if you say. It just types a. Instead of writing the word.

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I wonder if you could ethically get free stuff by going into stores and saying "today I'm in [insert age here]" and then they assume that you're saying that it's your birthday and give you free stuff, when in fact, you are simply stating your age

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full red baron pizza after 1 day of sitting on the compost pile: the crust all eaten, the cheese barely touched. much to think about.

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san francisco is to the north of california as eugene is to the south of oregon: you think it's further that way, but it's really just about in the middle

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as a prudish child, hearing lady gaga say "i want your vertical stick" in the car with my parents left me with permanent scars

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grimace my female Romanian boss of approximately retirement age always says something nice when I finally get a haircut and go from looking like a wet dog to a nice young man. Recently got a haircut so bad my wife cried and my boss didn't say a word. Made me feel mortal.

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if you don't finish your beer in this family, it is located and placed on the table the next morning, where it waits for you to awake and come dump it out in shame

if you don't finish your beer in this family, it is located and placed on the table the next morning, where it waits for you to awake and come dump it out in shame
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i can personally attest to the fact that this is not spoken about at all in the public school networks within this region. we literally had a nature hippie 4th grade teacher and she didn't mention this once