In the. Of voice to text, usage of the word. Drops significantly, because if you say. It just types a. Instead of writing the word.

I wonder if you could ethically get free stuff by going into stores and saying "today I'm in [insert age here]" and then they assume that you're saying that it's your birthday and give you free stuff, when in fact, you are simply stating your age

how i'm spending my extra hour

bumper sticker on a ford focus: "i bought it before we knew he was a nazi"

full red baron pizza after 1 day of sitting on the compost pile: the crust all eaten, the cheese barely touched. much to think about.

interesting...

i stay sharp by never copying and pasting a verification code. all in the brain.

san francisco is to the north of california as eugene is to the south of oregon: you think it's further that way, but it's really just about in the middle

they expect me to buy a couch sit unsat?

time is the only thing you can't gamble to get back

what the fuck haha i can't even comprehend this

just got passed by the PNCHNTR plate, undoubtedly on his way to murk some bankers

as a prudish child, hearing lady gaga say "i want your vertical stick" in the car with my parents left me with permanent scars

grimace my female Romanian boss of approximately retirement age always says something nice when I finally get a haircut and go from looking like a wet dog to a nice young man. Recently got a haircut so bad my wife cried and my boss didn't say a word. Made me feel mortal.

GMO raccoon breed that looks a bit more like a panda, called "trash panda"

if you don't finish your beer in this family, it is located and placed on the table the next morning, where it waits for you to awake and come dump it out in shame

Old people rarely coming up with new slang

i can personally attest to the fact that this is not spoken about at all in the public school networks within this region. we literally had a nature hippie 4th grade teacher and she didn't mention this once

before they changed it to the Ikidarod, my elementary school called it the Iditakid

who tf bids on this shit