I’m skeptical of people who only listen to cool music. I suspect it’s like a fashion accessory to them - show me the corny stuff you cherish!!!

I love being a little stupid it’s so fun..:.it gets dark outside and im like ohhh this happened yesterday too

no more fun facts. i want to hear a scary, unsettling fact about you

Can you watch him while I smoke

6-Year-Old Didn’t Cause Parents’ Divorce But Didn’t Exactly Step Up To Prevent It Either bit.ly/3xXEv9L

middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie

Choosing which exclamation points to delete from my work email

gay rights means gay ppl are treated the same as straight people under the law, regardless of whether you like their fashion choices in public. if straight people were denied rights bc of their fashion choices, a lot of ppl would be in prison

idk seems like my type of vibe

Gays when they see a heterosexual slow walker

Me when I fix something in my house by myself