Feel like it must have been hard being a sadist or a masochist in the 18th/19th centuries. You slip up once and the next thing you know the whole thing is named after you.

gay person: i’m gay straight person: i’m straight bisexual person: i’m bisexual person who’s from northern virginia: i’m from DC

Wish I had enough followers to say "Morrowind rules" and 100 people will say "I dunno man, the combat is pretty dated by today's standards. D&D mechanics for a third person game is quite odd, there's no visual feedback unlike Skyrim's basic power attacks, and secondly...."

imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

Hello, Based Department?

I think the one way in which men have it harder than women is at any moment you could be victimised by the menswear guy

JRPG world map energy.

✨Yagrum Bagarn: SMASH or PASS?✨

Devs what title from other professions should we steal next? We already destroyed “engineer” and “architect” …I’m thinking I like “software doctor” or ooooh maybe “software surgeon”

“past a certain age, a man without a groupchat full of patriots dedicated to spreading propaganda can be a bad thing.”

David Zaslav with the dumbest PowerPoint slide of all time

finally. My dad was in his 40s when he had me and now I post to X dot com with an anime pfp

magic internet jpg Pico Paco Had my daughter at 28 and she is pretty much me with a worse attitude.

I fucking hate that picture of einstein sticking his tongue out

If NVIDIA ever fails, it’s bc they got stuck at CUDA and never moved on to WUDA and SHUDA.

weddings should have a worst man

“Baby Gronk dropped a diss track on the Rizzler and the Costco Guys” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.