Why don’t you get a cute little “PLEB” tramp stamp? Or maybe forget the tattoo and get testosterone therapy ?

You have exactly the life you want. If you didn't, you would change it.

Reading docs for embedded hw has me wanting to kiss the forehead (with tongue) of every web dev framework developer

BASED

I love going to the homepage of a software product or organization and seeing a couple clusterfucked statements about “community-driven” and “grassroots” in 64 pt font taking up the whole fucking page that can only be navigated by watching some slow-ass transition animations and…

2.4 ghz ruining my life yet AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to get better looking not for myself and not for men but so that those idiotic zoomer tik tok interviewers come up to me and ask me to point to countries on a map and I can absolutely mog the haters and losers

'They Call Me Nate' is out on all streaming services. checkm8 annie

annie John Bakhmat ahmadaccino 💁‍♂️

You buy one Hisense oven thinkin shit will be fine and then a fortnight later you’re getting diagnosed with Havana syndrome SMH ‼️

Saw the IT Inclusivity List shared by DHH. Apparently 'Servant Leader' is an acceptable alternative to 'Scrum Master'.

I don’t care about hurting startups by saying their product sucks if their product sucks . Participation trophy ass generation

The New York Times did a huge article on a 20-person polycule and the quotes are chef kisses.

Taking an entire carnival cruise hostage and forcing them as a group to choose 1 person to walk the plank

📣 Scrum Master Pro Tip #8008 ⬇️

You should be on good terms with all your devs’ wives ! In fact, when you introduce yourself, you should mention that you’re kind of her husband’s Work Mommy and that he alwayssss does what you ask him to ☺️🥰

Hoping annie caught this one.

ign.com/articles/fallo…

Actually I think it's good to save people from wasting $700 on plastic AI garbage