the more bizarre & esoteric a woman is, the freer she is

I don’t care how high rent is. I’m not having a roommate.

by the time i tell you something, i've already dealt with it.

Y’all b hating on folks that literally mind they own business but when they clap back y’all play victim 😭

Cancel your World Cup tickets, cancel your travel plans to the US. Embargo the fuck out of us. Sanction our athletes, our businesses. Do whatever you gotta do, world.

If a Honda Pilot going less than 1 mph causes you to “fear for your life”, you probably shouldn’t be given a gun.

Camilla put the phone down

ICE is what happens when low life, zero accomplishment, zero contribution losers get a the smallest taste of power.

think in ~10 years about half of them will just pretend they didn’t actually vote for him

Idk why people are so chill with being actively evil nowadays. I dont know if they always were and feel emboldened by others or they just started turning into this but the lack of empathy people have, at least on the internet, is staggeringly low.

The IRS watching my $60 Venmo transaction while the Pentagon fails another trillion-dollar audit.

There’s a universe in which Donald Trump got hugged by his dad, Stephen Miller had a date to the prom, and Mike Johnson embraced his sexuality and in THAT universe, we have flying cars and free healthcare.

World Cup tickets are being canceled across the globe. America is not safe for anyone.

a hoe final form is OVERLY religious

Hot take: no such this as doxxing a murderer. If you want privacy, don’t kill people.

The safest place to be in the whole world is in the Epstein Files.

nvm yall this shit was a cult

J.D. Vance's mother should have traded him for a pocket full of percocets

& If you thought my post was abt you it is come beat me up

100% valid. We’ve been a third world country since 🍊