I hate when people ask if I have anything fun planned for the weekend and I have to tell them staying indoors and avoiding people is my idea of fun

Twitter is going to show “view count” on all tweets. Looks like unpopularity will have new number.

You deleted my tit pic so I'm not talking to you anymore.

I have a sore throat. Wanna cure it? *slow wink*

Whoever has my voodoo doll take her to Vegas and get her drunk!

I'd be more into speed hating

Autocorrect just changed “fake porn” to “cake porn” and now my evening is planned out.

Took this with my iPhone 6

History doesn’t so much repeat itself, but more, whisper’s in your ear “told ya so, idiot”.

Is that a yule log in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Me and my boobs are giving out free hugs to tonight! We all need one, right? Right?

Strong people need a lil protection and comfort every now and then too

Openly mocks your untweetable disease.

Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) Riverboat Wrestlemania??? (Stay to the end and retweet it 😂) 🎙️

Good morning!!!