Normalize sitting at your job when you don’t have to be standing

These are the new political parties

Binge drinking tonight thanks to this tweet

This aged well

This tweet will get EXACTLY 2 likes

If you’re tired at work sit down and take a break. Your employer would pay you nothing if they could.

I don’t care how hungry I am. I’m not eating a beefy 5-layer

I hate how this is a radical idea

Me: i think I’m pretty good looking Walmart self-checkout camera: try again bitch

Explain this then

Snapchat discover page is like the dark web

When will you just admit that you can’t tell someone’s astrology sign before they tell you

Bro has tweeted this six times like sir you are the governor of Wisconsin.

Who is liking this shit and why

People will say shit like “it’s a pagan holiday” like that explains why my butthole hurts every thanksgiving

My last 3 tweets didn’t get any likes so I’m just gonna say whatever Obama titties

This is the most accurate Dalle generation I’ve seen

Can you believe he wears that outfit?!?

A. J