@andyberriman I am seriously bored, like really really bored. I've got over being upset. Just. Bored. And cold.

@andyberriman I think it just gets bit hard and grey...? Probably edible though. Unless it has actually creatures in it of course!

Idea for a TV show: The Great British Americanish Britty Brit Great Off. Where It's All Great And British. With Bunting. Great.

Is there literally another Stockton buried beneath the current one? Council apparently attempting to unearth it... #rediscoverstockton

*wearily shakes head*

Some people like to call a spade a spade. I like to call it a diggy hand stick.

That's a relief.

I'm inspired. I'll take them! #freetat

People really should top up their leccy meter on #Luther making it easy for these crims to creep about with the lights off all the time!

#wimbledon fact: For luck, Andy Murray carries around an old man in his tennis bag.

The Japanese flag is beautiful, but not what it seems:

@andyberriman man most likely to be arrested for groping a radish/touching a mushroom inappropriately.

Bloody hell Tiddles, stay off the gin next time!

I've always wanted to know what it would be like to have my hands dried by robot-dinosaur breath.

#AccidentalPartridge RT “Andy Murray: Me with a very calm looking falcon... ”

#AccidentalPartridge (Via - Tom Hardy & Quidco)

Not so much a body language expert - more of a stating the obvious expert (thx EM)

@andyberriman PlayStation Cartridges rule.

Peeler and grater working late for tomorrow's team lunch. #beetsme Lynn Barnes Eden Soul (COMMISSIONS OPEN)

Find out how director @AndyBerriman brought #Teesside to the big screen via iShorts: creativeengland.co.uk/story/Intervie…