Don’t ask how I got here, but Personal Life sections on Wikipedia very rarely disappoint

.Kloé Hardy “That lady reminded me of Punch and Judy.” #kloesquotes

.Kloé Hardy: “There’s a bloke behind you crying but he did ask for chilli on his food so maybe that’s why.” #kloesquotes

French Doctor Who baddy

36-year-old Taison playing for PAOK against Man United tonight. Once scorer of this absolute thwack for Metalist in 2012

Thankyou you

Barclaysman

Grimsby Town’s Blundell Park is my favourite football ground in England. I went there to tell you, in ten parts, the reasons why and why these places matter so much. inews.co.uk/sport/football…

Geza David Turi Score some goals for Grimsby We’ll go wild, wild, wild We’ll go wild, wild, wild #gtfc

.Kloé Hardy: “Is Noah from the bible?!” #kloesquotes

What in the FIFA Street is going on?

Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball in Frasier. Yarrrrrr

four hundred and twenty pounds

Brilliant

Up the BP!

.Kloé Hardy: “Is Wrexham in Wales?” #kloesquotes

Fell down a Wikipedia wormhole and unearthed some groundbreaking trivia about former Arsenal player Nacer Barazite

Straight from the set of American Pie