Why THE FUCK were adults so obsessed with not putting your elbows on the table, like

Learn Midwestern 101: “We might be there” - not coming “I’ll let you know” - not coming “Hmm not sure yet” - very sure about not coming “I’ll see if we can make it work” - it will not and not coming “I’ll think about it” - nothing to think about and not coming

rt if you love georgenotfound or if you unhealthily bottle up all your feelings and never open up to anyone 👍

pickle on the side should be the industry standard

girls who go through period cramps without taking pain killers should be feared

why does he have sweet baby rays bbq on the decorative shelf

dream GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY GEORGE DAY

walking around spirit halloween saying “alright alright, pack it up”

If you get catfished in 2021 it’s your fault end of story

idc if you pay $350 or $1100 rent, make $9 or $15/hr, drive a 1991 or 2021. None of us are better than the next. Stay humble.

Lord Please Take This Gas Out My Stomach And Put It In My Car😔

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! lots of love :)

I’ve always respected Trevor Noah so much but this closing speech from the White House correspondents’ dinner is particularly spectacular.

God is changing my life right before my eyes I can’t be anymore grateful

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

anytime i see the "omg you're so lucky you got a pell grant" takes i'm like ... do you know what the eligibility is for pell grants lol

obama voice: uhhhhhh let me BeReal

no way my local RADIO STATION SAID “in honor of dream face reveal and a meet up..” THEN PLAYS FUCKING HEATWAVES????!!!!

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours