The queen shall save $AMZN bulls (maybe)

Giving a girl flirty food compliments is tricky business. Line between you being cute vs Armie Hammer is very thin.

Finally found a use-case for openclaw: Build me a bunker with 500 Nvidia H100s to heat soup. Make no mistakes.

If I lose my portfolio over this war I’m afraid I might end up marrying a fat girl. Save me lord.

Accounts that post piece-wise images. Instant block.

So if twitter was a frat, that makes elon the house dad. Eh could be worse.

Alright here’s the tea for the next 10 days > DOJ releases UFO files > Epstein x Andrew diddling aliens crossover (surprise!) > Iran folds upon alien news (worldview corrupted) > NVIDIA smash earnings > Trump tweets stonk market yuge > We all retire in Miami ⛴️

Day 3 of Lent (it’s bulk season)

Tired: Chinese Peptides Wired: Chinese Puffpacks 🚬

i’m the type of mf to sip an ice cold miller lite and be like “nectar of the gods”

Mfs in sf be writing about taste from here

I’m about to walk into a room full of space nerds and all I did to prepare was watch alien v predator.

My TL is filled with punch the monkey and I don’t see anything extraordinary about it. Totally unrelated but I’m a middle child.

In san francisco if you wear a decent jacket and smell nice they assume you’re a thiel fellow scout.

American exceptionalism took a big hit when white boys started listening to hip-hop and forgot the ways of the TRVE KVLT

People giving OpenClaw root access to their entire life