I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

Asked a nigga for nothing he still ain’t have it

The only correct answer is poison btw

Grab an “Israeli breakfast” with Kevin, y’all

Oh yeah this is not a good woman

iris by goo goo dolls really is insane though. I'd give up forever to touch you? you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be? all I can breathe is your life? and I don't want the world to see me cause I don't think they'd understand? when everything's meant to be broken I just want

why are they all so mean to him. are they trying to suicide bait him

i want a ngga but i really don’t feel like training a dog right now

In all seriousness this should concern everyone

I actually think is crazy that I opened the comments to see most people agree that this is crazy. Mothers can have a break that’s literally what daycare is for but I digress

And I’ll happily watch it for another 3 movies!!

#AvatarFireAndAsh How it feels to be the only film bro that loves Avatar and recognizes its genius:

the fact that jake wasn’t even riding him in this scene toruk just did this out of pure hatred that’s my goat

i’m going to be honest i am overwhelmed by how fucked up everything is

Hold on– is this fucking play about us???

TEMU STEAK???? God help us all

Sometimes life gets so serious you can’t even check on your friends you just have to hope they’re fighting back against life too