Thought I saw a world-destroying meteor. It was just one of those Chinese lanterns. So we're still good for now.

Not yet, but I agreed with Piers Morgan about gun control, which seems like a strong sign. #ApocalypseSoon

Some typical tweets from Justin Bieber fans. This seems like a strong sign. #ApocalypseSoon

Here's the weather forecast for Friday...

If you hate Monday mornings, then good news: this is probably your last.

Even if the world ends on Friday, DO NOT park on double yellow lines. Nothing will stop a traffic warden. Nothing.

This could be a sign... RT Robert Oxley: Anyone else's office just shake in Westminster?

Good morning, everyone. (It's probably your last.)

IS ANYBODY TWEETING IN NEW ZEALAND?!?!?!

Here's an artist's impression of what New Zealand probably looks like right now. #THETIMEHASCOME