MIKE and Earl Sweatshirt have NEVER missed on a song together

Just copped a Czech hockey sweater. Shits so hard

Can’t wait to give my 54yo coworker a 12.5 milly Czech zyn

Got some of my Catholic grammar school mass songs stuck in my head

This is how some of you idiots sound defending trump and Israel

Fuck with me ? #151boosters

One of the most attractive things a woman can do is hold a baby

Back in gods country (central standard time)

On my 2nd shit of the morning, we are so back #realshitter

Friends mom just asked me to take her daughter out once I move to the city #wtf

#waxwednesday ! Diary 001 by Clairo

Job brief today: move and get the fuck outta the way if this bitch blows up

Popped a blister on my thumb and it jizzed on my wall

Who at the salt shed ?

Watching all these men struggle to hold 100lb girls on their shoulders #wtf

Looking to be bred and fucked submissively

Puke and rally Friday (I’m severely dehydrated)

Fuckkkkk that body of yours is insane

Dentist asked if I floss and I told him I like to eat hairy pussy