Midwest storm cells are out of control

blocking everyone who still has a blue checkmark:

They’re running the tornado sirens right now, for SEVERE WEATHER AWARENESS DAY. So please, don’t be alarmed that the tornado sirens are going off in the middle of a rainstorm, on a day that isn’t the monthly test day… jfc

Grover doesn’t need a checkmark, everybody knows he’s a real one.

The Vatican has not yet released a statement on what impact Jesus’s verified phone number will have on the dogma of intercession.

For such a Microsoft shill, SwiftOnSecurity is an Oracle

Was in a hospital the yesterday snd saw signs for the “Coumadin clinic”

Protip: when describing a direct payments incentive scheme in an executive PowerPoint presentation, don’t include a slide with a wedding photo and the caption “Here comes the bribe.” ~brought to you by FTC complaint letters

Did the Assistant to the Solicitor General just “Per my previous email” a SCOTUS judge 🤣 scotusblog.com/2023/04/justic…

Banging my last two brain cells together trying to spark a pile of idea salad into a coherent argument.

BlueSky's Privacy Policy says that there's no such thing as good InfoSec & if anything happens to your data because they don't care, it's 100% not their fault They 'may' 'attempt' to notify you of a breach Reminder: if you want to argue this, its individual private arbitration.

Don’t care about the RSA Drama, but it looks like Twitter just made changes to it’s protected account code. When I click a qt of someone private, I can see the private tweet for a moment before it gets blocked.

hall of fame disclosure here lol

Everything I learned about the law, I learned from Air Bud.