[Title Fight voice]

I'm glad Twitter is now discussing the real issues of the day

After three years observing the state of mainstream metal, I've concluded that the genre's A-list artists are in a precarious state of creative, spiritual, and aesthetic bankruptcy. Here's my dissertation on metal's new headliner class. For Stereogum stereogum.com/2258777/metal-…

meet the grahams youtu.be/2QiFl9Dc7D0

WE LOVE YOU STEVE ALBINI RIP💔

Just retweet.

Objectively factual opinions on every United player (template in replies)

MY FULL MANIFESTO #VoteNiko

Data team: "The AB test results are directionally positive, but let's not jump to any—" Product manager:

OOOOHH GOD OH FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO HIRED ME TO DO DATA SCIENCE WANT DATA

Everything in its right place.

Meet The Trumps x.com/Melasmemes2/st…

You've done us proud, Scott. 🎞️❤️ #MUFC

👀 Dallas Mavericks

NO MANCHESTER UNITED FAN CAN GO PAST WITHOUT RETWEETING. CINEMA.

Nominated for the 2025 Ballon d’Or ⤵️ Scott McTominay Official SSC Napoli Scotland National Team #ballondor