“Shogun” work emails would’ve been like, “hey, circling back on that seppuku, tomorrow by sunrise still good?”

Hey, for the first time I recorded the audiobook version of one of my books. It's for THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD DO, which is out on May 28. Here are the first five minutes. soundcloud.com/hachetteaudio/…

Did J. Mascis ever call him Lou Fartlow

Watching “The Sympathizer,” entertaining my wife by saying “crapulent major” in a Dan Bejar voice.

Given enough time, Migos probably would've made a Blitzen Trapper punchline

Happy birthday to the great Robert Smith, who among his many accomplishments did the only good red carpet interview ever.

Whenever someone tries to play me They Might Be Giants

emo music

oolongbois.bandcamp.com/album/oolong

The Promise Ring, 'Is This Thing On?' [1997]

'O'Rourke for President 2020' be like

Gonna need Juelz Santana to hop on this beat

youtu.be/wwz6KOnoWhU?si…

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