the key is to believe that you can have everything you want but that no one owes you any of it

No one tells you that the pursuit of (slightly) serious fitness needs a separate income stream.

some books you are meant to buy and have sit on your shelf until the version of you who is meant to read it is born. i’ll always support buying an insane amount of books.

me passing someone : u slow bitch me being passed: ok speed racer

11 to 7 >>>

So funny when people say “oh but hate is such a strong word” like yeah that’s why I used it ! To convey the strength of my negative sentiment!!

i honestly feel like sometimes you have to overreact to stuff so people know not to play with you

kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice

if you just read a book that emotionally shattered you, dont take a break or read something lighthearted... you should read another that will send you even more into a frenzy. go insane

some of you are just too discourse brained to be an actual human being

protecting my whimsy all 2026 <3

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back in work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever for some reason

Having parents who help you financially even as an adult.

I saw a guy hit on a girl in person at a bar for the first time today. Honestly thought this was a fictional concept.

Your 30s are when you stop fantasizing about being rich and start fantasizing about having a job that doesn’t follow you into the shower, the airport, or Sunday afternoon “relaxation.”

The mayonification and cheesification of Indian food needs to stop.

always make time for enjoyment because suffering will make time for itself.

"I wanted to show that nature can still beat the machine and that there is still merit in real work from real creatives."