I love how Trader Joe’s warns you that parking is for Trader Joe’s patrons only, as if anyone in their right mind would go near a Trader Joe’s parking lot if they had literally any other option

Came in to see wtf was going on for himself.

me after pretending that i'm fine for the whole day

avril lavigne was right… what the hell

I am in a perpetual state of worry and I have the nervous system of a Chihuahua but I keep thinking that Everything will eventually work out for me in the end

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭

ever since i was a little girl i've been overstimulated

i love being my boyfriend's girlfriend

rob thinking that he’s allowed to treat people however he wants but they aren’t allowed to do the same to him is peak white male privilege #TheTraitors

At least Candiace got Colton out of there. That’s the biggest win in my book. #TheTraitors

“It can’t be Rob. That sweet, sweet man.” Ok girl. #traitorsUS #traitors

Me whenever I see a Cat 🥹

The faithfuls when you ask them if Rob is a traitor. #Traitors #TraitorsUS

me at night overthinking everything

diosito porfavor quítale todo el sufrimiento a este pobre mono y duplícaselo a donald trump

My brain: Everything is going to be okay My Nervous System: Okay, but hear me out, what if we panicked anyway

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school

Every teacher I know personally is leaving the profession because students have become unteachable. They don’t read, they don’t talk to each other, they have no curiosity, no passion, no interest in learning. Giving kids unfettered access to screens has ruined a generation.