Badgerson Stromboli parries a Knight Umpire's swear! Nothing interesting happens in Ohio.

Tiana Takahashi dodges the Bard Umpire's curse! These Umps have shit aim.

Sudden realization in SIBR general chat: Bards give Can't Lose. Can't Lose players hop on winning Bandwagons. The Bandwagon players ... are traveling musicians, like a Bard. I hate it here.

The Magic are big ol' spoilsports. And I picked you to go far this season, too ... c'mon now. (Zephyr goes to Yellowstone, won't face Ozlen and the Shoe Thieves)

Chambers Simmons finds a Heart and feels renewed! Caused a pretty decent sized buff for Chambers whilst in the Shadows. So if Heart is capitalized, is it also possible to find a Spade ... and dig up some Buried teammates? :P

Oh come ON, Mechs! That's even a bigger spoilsport move than the Magic earlier this season! We were all set to go from Simon & Garfunkel to Crosby, Stills & Nash!

I love it when I get a wordplay thing correct.

Nothing interesting ever happens in Ohio.

I doubt many folks are out there specifically looking for my voice at this moment, but rest assured I will be trying to collect my thoughts and goodbyes to as many aspects of the Blaseball community as I can. It's just gonna be hard, y'all. But I am here to commiserate or listen.

I know we have RL Seattleites in what's left of our community .. please spread the word in the search for my friend x.com/FindEllieMae/s…

This .. is insane. There's an open police report, a woman who has been missing for a week, and she owns this modern marvel of a car that Tesla can choose to instantly locate ... But they choose not to? Keep posting memes Elon Musk .. or maybe help save a life?

I have so much more to say than what I put in here, but it felt like the right succinct story to tell. And I'm only one of so many that had the privilege of working with Cal, Cat, Dan and the BNN crew. Godspeed, you beautiful bastards...