In partnership with the Tantric Shrimp, the pistol-wielding former moist talkers mascot, Sog Dogs™ will be offering an exclusive karmically attuned 'dog during the playoff season. It's one with everything.

Excited for the #Season10 #Blaseball #playoffs? All that excitement must make you hungry. Why not sate that hunger with a Sog Dog, Gleek Arena's signature wet hot dogs?

Like Simon "Comet" Haley says, nothing beats the taste of a wet dog! Try one of Gleek Arena's famous sodden meat tubes today!

Did you know that "Sog Dogs" is almost a palindrome? A palindrome is a word or phrase that's the same no matter which way round you read it! Much like a palindrome, our Sog Dogs™ look the same no matter which way they're going! Get yours today!

Did you hear? We can vote to pulp and eat the forbidden book this season! And speaking of pulped plant matter full of ink and forbidden magicks, did you know vegan Sog Dogs™ are also available? No matter your diet, we think everyone should be able to enjoy a soggy, soggy 'dog.

The Moist Talkers may not be playing against the Lift this season, but you can still enjoy a little taste of Tokyo! In honour of our new competitors, we're introducing a new Gym Sweat Sog Dog™! All the damp of a regular Sog Dog™, but with that extra salty tang of perspiration!

Do you ever worry about people spitting in your fast food? With Sog Dogs™, you don't have to! Every Sog Dog™ will be spat in by at least one member of staff during production, and that's our guarantee!

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Hey, previously jaylen Hotdogfingers. Jaylen SogDog™fingers? Have your people call our people.

If we all vote to eat the book, you all know what that means, right?

Happy birthday to the youngest and newest Moist Talker, York Silk! We hope you enjoy the cake we sent!

Darn! We were so close this season, but the Yellowstone Magic Fan Club #Blaseball just managed to eke it out! I suppose the only thing left now is to drown our sorrows with a chunky liquid 'dog. We've got ours - have you got yours yet?

Many refreshment stands will offer you food and drinks, but we're the only ones who can do both concurrently. Choose Sog Dogs™.

Here’s blurry photo (rough sketch) for Miami Dale Daleween dressed as Sog Dogs™

Are you bored during the #blaseball grand siesta? Tired of finding ways to kill the time? Are you looking for something that'll have a profound and irreversible impact on your life and outlook? A dining experience you will never, no matter how hard you try, forget?

Howdy, #blaseball fanatics! Are you enjoying the coffee cup? We certainly are, and that's why we signed a deal with everyone's favourite team, Club De Calf, to provide an exclusive Ground Beef Sog Dog Coffee. Slurp up those chunks!

Sog Dogs™. They'll come back on you when you least expect it. Sog Dogs™. Slurp up that wet, wet bun.

Best of luck to our inadvertant sponsors, the Canada Moist Talkers, as they approach this season's finals! While they round the bases, why not round out your blaseball-viewing experience with a delicious, watery Sog Dog™! Why not? Give us one good reason why you shouldn't.