I can't tell if this is a picture of my dad or Professor X

There's a game in the future called Animal Crossing and I might have stolen a copy from an adolescent.

Why are these children so sexed up?! When I was 15, I still thought sex literally involved a train going through a tunnel.

I'll sleep when I'm dead. Probably.

I don't need this kind of negativity in my life

@EnthrallingFox Tony isn't allowed to use his elbow rocket.

White is used to symbolize "purity", but in my case it's for "pure hatred". I hate everything.

TEN MILLION YEARS DUNGEON

|| #clubcosplay preview. I am excite.

“@tardis_in_time: wanda maximoff: robosexual” Wanda Maximoff

Well, it's true!

|| WIP Modern Wanda Cosplay with Pietro Maximoff it's gonna be so much fun

|| Wanda Maximoff and I are ready for Club Cosplay!

I'm changing my name to "Bad Bitch"

Wanda Maximoff you're sitting next to me.

People who find it strange that I like robots: You have obviously never met someone in the Transformers fandom.

I tried to get Wheeljack's number to no avail. Next time.

Lorna Dane|Polaris You're only his favorite because you have the same powers, and that reminds him of himself.