Erik, your son hangs this over his bed like a motivational poster.

The hardest decision I made today was choosing a shade of white to wear. I went with eggshell white.

About me.

I don't plot to murder... I just do. So believe when I say if I want you dead you'd know it.

White is used to symbolize "purity", but in my case it's for "pure hatred". I hate everything.

The original Vagazzled vagina.

Nothing can penetrate my diamond form. Not even that needle you call your "dick".

You say "whore" like a woman is not allowed to have more sex than you. She is, and she's not sorry about it.

Okay, okay, so my dad wears maroon, yes, but he also wears red and purple. You know, like the Red Hat Society ladies!

I could not be more indifferent.

Why do so many people insist on breeding?

Do you think Xavier was really gullible enough to believe that JFK was a mutant?

#FF Janos Quested Because his hair is almost better than mine.

You all truly love embarrassing yourselves.

Azazel really enjoys Slim Jims. @IggyAzazel

You know who else love Slim Jim's? @IggyAzazel

My kind of #ManCrushMonday

"Wolverine and Cyclops: A Haiku" he asked me something and I punched him in the gut because he's a dick youtube.com/watch?v=Rj_tLW…

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