ScratchpadMD
@scratchpadmd
Medical humor and satire. Random thoughts from a trauma surgery dude at a hospital near you. and gifs, lots of gifs.
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Joe Biden
@joebiden
Husband to @DrBiden, proud father, grandfather, and great grandfather.
Ashley Winter MD || Urologist
@ashleygwinter
Urologist + sex med doc. Views my own. She/Her. IG/threads: @ashleygwinter Appointments: (202) 888-6731
SCCM
@sccm
The Society of Critical Care Medicine (SCCM) is the largest non-profit medical organization dedicated to promoting excellence and consistency in critical care.
Mark Cuban
@mcuban
Dunking on the pharma industry with @costplusdrugs.com, the lowest prices on meds anywhere. check it out !
The Killers
@thekillers
“Bright Lights” out now
Jefferson Health
@tjuhospital
We improve lives. Call 1-800-JEFF-NOW to make an appointment.
JAMA Surgery
@jamasurgery
JAMA Surgery is a member of the JAMA Network, a consortium of peer-reviewed, general medical and specialty publications.
Shailin Thomas
@shailinthomas
Proto-Radiologist. He/Him.
Screaming Pectoriloquy (𝕖𝕩𝕖𝕔𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕕)
@caulimovirus
PGY-Thrive!!!!! • My dog is possessed by a demon • Kidney enthusiast • Case report liker at @caduceuswildpod • Discord: caulimovirus • [email protected]
American College of Surgeons
@amcollsurgeons
Highest standards, better outcomes. We are the largest professional organization of surgeons in the world.
Dr. Ayla MD 🍉
@draylasays
Physician (pediatrician), progressive, activist, humanist, vaccine advocate. BLM. فلسطين حرة 🇵🇸 Find me on BlueSky.
Adrian Bliss
@adrianbliss
Down with the fourth wall
Kimberly D. Manning, MD, MACP
@gradydoctor
Internist, teacher, thinker, doer | @EmoryDeptofMed VC for @EmoryDOMRYSE & Professor |@HumanDoctoring podcast | @JHospMedicine LPD | #HBCUMade | she/her/ma’am🔺
Emily Fridenmaker
@emily_fri
Wife | Mom | Appalachian | MD | Pulmonary & Critical Care
Haney Mallemat
@criticalcarenow
Critical Care, Emergency Medicine, Ultrasound, Echocardiography & education. No financial disclosures. Tweets are not medical advice
soul nate
@mnateshyamalan
forbes' 7.4 billion under 7.4 billion.
Moe MD
@donaldmoe
Father, husband, cardiothoracic surgeon. RT/likes aren't endorsements.
Bellal Joseph
@topknife_b
Trauma Surgeon part 🦄 and sometimes a researcher free spirit with a wild heart 🦁 🦅
Seth Trueger
@mdaware
now at bsky.app/profile/mdawar…
herb chen
@herbchen
Chair and Surgeon-in-Chief, @UABSurgery, Endocrine Surgeon, Scientist, Father, Golfer?
Tyler Olson, EA
@olsonplanner
The physician's financial planner and tax pro.
Ron Barbosa MD FACS
@rbarbosa91
Nonuniversity level 1 trauma/critical care/general surgeon. ECMO service. PGY-26. Father of 4. Surgical instrument threads. History enthusiast. Robot centrist.
Josh McGough, MD
@joshmcgoo
Father | Husband | EM Resident | Trying My Best
aj PA-C
@j_thepa
•she/her• hematology/oncology pa. self important bitch. #medtwitter #girlmedtwitter •tweets do not reflect the views of my employer• not a professional account
Rayan Halabi
@rayan7alabi
med09 ♡ MBBS @kauweb, Gen.peds @kauhospital, Ped cardiologist at PSCC-Riyadh 🫀 طبيب قلب أطفال
John Shields, MD, FAAOS
@jointdocshields
Professor Ortho Surgery | #orthotwitter | #photography | Section Chief Adult Recon | Vice Chair Quality MSKI | Dogs | views are my own
disasterplasty
@disasterplasty
ship of fools
Empress 🖤
@drrdemon
Views and opinions are my own and do not represent my institution. nothing I say is medical advice. she/her.
Robert Oubre, MD | The Doctor of Documentation
@dr_oubre
Helping busy inpatient doctors write notes faster and reduce lawsuits while demystifying billing. | Have transformed 730+ with my video courses.
samsfeelingood
@samsfeelinggood
stabby resident by day …and also by night. Professional memeologist 🇪🇬
Dr. Annie Andrews
@annieandrewsmd
CEO & Founder @their__future PAC, The Only PAC For Kids | Senior Advisor @everytown | Pediatrician & Mom | Fighting for Their Future |
Nancy “NancyMD” Yen Shipley, MD, FAAOS
@_nancymd
Board-Certified Orthopaedic Surgeon, Host The 6% w NancyMD Podcast, @SpeakUpOrtho Co-Founder, Occasionally humerus 🦴 NancyMD.com
Dr. Shadowgazer
@dshadowgazer
the dark side of medicine
jon drake
@drakegatsby
they must have amnesia, they forgot that im him. 1/2 of @blastzonepod
medmalreviewer
@medmalreviewer
A medical malpractice newsletter publishing real-life lawsuits to help doctors improve their medical care.
Gritty
@grittynhl
It me. Mascot of the @NHLFlyers.
misneachhiggins.bsky.social
@brodhiggins
The official unofficial account for the céad madra na hÉireann. Managed by Assistant Editor Frida.
Code Blue Memes
@codebluememes
professional meme maker • unprofessional ER nurse • 900K+ on IG/FB/TikTok
Milad Sharifpour, MD
@msharifpourmd
Propofol Barista. Assoc. Prof. Anesthesia & CCM. CTICU, MCS, shock, sepsis, mechanical ventilation. @cedarssinai opinions don’t reflect employer’s opinion
Glen O'Humeral
@humeralo
Emergency Medicine Resident Physician (PGY-3) | Father | Husband | Tweets ≠ medical advice
traumadramamd
@traumadramamd
trauma surgeon & intensivist trying to have fun at work #medtwitter #surgtwitter
Lady Lovely interLocks, MD
@ladyinterlocks
Orthopedic surgeon. Lover of puns and medical humor. And osteosynthesis. Nothing here should be taken as actual medical advice.
Erika Bisgaard, MD
@erika_bisgaard
Assistant professor of trauma and critical care @UWsurgery @harborviewmc. Wife. Dog mom. Foodie. NOLA born. (She/her/hers). Tweets are my own.
NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover
@nasapersevere
NASA Mars rover, exploring since February 2021. Hobbies: Photography, collecting rocks, off-roading. 🚀 Team HQ @NASAJPL (Verification: nasa.gov/socialmedia)
IMCrit
@im_crit_
Intensivist I Internal Medicine | ☕️, 🍩, 🥐, 🍫 addict
Dr. Longissimus
@drlongissimus
Radiologist. Radiation exposure did things to my personality 🇨🇦
The Dogtors Office
@dogtorsoffice
the truest medical advice from the goodest boi
Traumatroll
@traumatroll
Seldom wrong, never in doubt.
The Breakfasteur
@thebreakfasteur
I’m a doctor mom 👩🏻⚕️ feeding little bodies 💪🏼 and brains 🧠. Creator of #playdoughsurgery 🔪for my surgery-loving little kid
Propofol Papi
@diprivandaddy
SRNA that makes memes. Follow me on IG ⬇️
PelotonMed
@pelotonmed
Leaving twitter. I cannot support what this has become
COVID-19 Vaccine Progress
@vax_progress
Percentage of Americans that have been vaccinated (all ages, with at least 1 dose). Sources: Our World in Data + CDC
President Biden Archived
@potus46archive
This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Jon Stewart
@jonstewart
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@huguethot
Derby Pancreaticobiliary & Robotic AWR Unit
@derbypbunit
Pancreaticobiliary, Adv Lap/Robotic & Robotic AWR Unit @UHDBTrust | Operative Videos & SurgEd | Department Leads @altaf_awan12 & @ib9994
Zain Hashmi
@zainhashmimd
Trauma and Acute Care Surgeon-scientist @UABSurgery @UABTrauma via @LBHealth, @CSPH_BWH & @AKUGlobal | Quality of Trauma Care, Rural Trauma and Teletrauma
Jessi Gold MD MS
@drjessigold
Psychiatrist. Author of HOW DO YOU FEEL? (order now!). College & Healthcare Worker Mental Health. Opinions=My Own
Vice President Kamala Harris Archived
@vp46archive
This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Kaveh MD is on Blooski
@thehouseofpod
Humor-adjacent podcast looking at health/news. Host- Kaveh: Large mammal & GI doctor. Putting the “fun” back in mfunedicine. Listen: goo.gl/Uc0MpB
Tricia Pendergrast, MD
@trpender
CA1 @UMichAnesthesia | #DigitalMedia Expert w/ @CritCareMed @JHealthAdvocacy @_Anesthesiology
Elliot M Jessie, MD, MBA, FACS
@originalejessie
Trauma Surgeon. Chief, Section of Acute Care Surgery/Surgical Critical Care at Ochsner NOLA, CAPT (Ret.) USN, XULA, @TulaneMedicine Alum, opinions belong to me
Howdoyousaythat, BBQ
@triagenursemd
| Live, Laugh, Left Without Being Seen | 🏳️🌈 | | Heidi Klum Worm Era | |
Adi
@iddocadi
Doctor and Teacher 🇺🇸 🇮🇳