“I’m a CVICU nurse” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

“Let’s try a 250cc bolus” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Patient: “my daughter works in healthcare” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

“WebMD said…..”🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

These staffing ratios 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Maxed on pressors and a Full Code 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

The CDC recommends you call your ex because things will be different this time

The CDC just announced that pineapple belongs on pizza

The CDC is more indecisive than my shortie picking a place to eat

The CDC said “snitches get stitches”

The CDC just reversed the code status and told me I’m a fighter

The CDC’s New Year’s resolution is to be less toxic

CDC recommends sleeping in your scrubs after a shift

The CDC says healthcare workers got that Amazon Prime isolation

The CDC says hand sanitizer for C diff is ight

The CDC recommends only 1 glove when giving a suppository

I find it hilarious that Canadian truckers are protesting the vaccine because they don’t trust what’s inside but live off of gas station hotdogs

Prince William is aging like a new grad nurse on night shift

Gas prices higher than my anemic ass hemoglobin

Hospitals have always encouraged reporting of errors in order to improve patient safety. The #RaDondaVaught verdict proved that anything a healthcare worker reports can be used against them in a court of law. This will only harbor more distrust in the system.