A new NSAID but it gives you the power to hurt someone ELSES kidney

PGY3

Got bullied by a 4 month old last night

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t eat tomatoes

Hi

Setting my alarm for 1037pm to get up for nights always hurts a little

I wonder how my Neopets are doing

Avoiding IV access in the ipsilateral arm of those who had lymph node dissection or mastectomy is a Thing We Do For No Reason and likely has contributed to more harm than preventing the very, very rare lymphedema

This practice is from the days of radical mastectomies.

If eight year olds can learn this you can learn the cephalosporins

Being rude to interns reflects way worse on you than it does on me

Not a day goes by without me using this in the ED 😤😤

lol! Lmao. Lol

Hey go donate blood pls trauma season is coming up

LaSIX? What happened to the first five?

When I was a kid my mom took away my Zelda games because she thought they were making me violent but mom I was just playing pretend in my room why did you do this to me I was in the middle of the water temple and I don’t know how I’m supposed to save Hyrule if I can’t get the swo

Is there an app for that? 2010
Is there a GPT for that? 2024

Panic! At the CT scanner

Being in an academic center is cool and all but I think I’d prefer to not play the:

Med student -> resident -> fellow -> attending wakes up the patient for the fourth time by 10am

Game for the next 40 years