Genuinely been on some chill ass shit lately

I got it

they should make a narcan for weed so if u get "scared of tv" level high u can sniff a little and come down to a "watching tv is fun" level

scrapedick

what’s that shit called when a dead body gets all stiff. like rick and morty or something

Yoohoo catching the biggest stray in all of history

Put a cigarette out on my son while he was scrolling TikTok and he didn’t even look up

Ok this rules. This is how you talk that shit back

the past 2 games

We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them. We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it. This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.

what is the best song of all time and why is it Wipe Me Down by Boosie Badazz?