‘Twas the night before voting, when all through the nation People looked up the details of their polling station. Fibs had been told by politicians desperate for votes About taxes and housing and those on small boats While across the UK there was much corruption chatter With

Well, looks like Matilda Jones, aged 7, is the new ruler of Great Britain sorry I don't make the rules

They have switched it off and on again, right?

Attendance allowance just for showing up at the House of Lords: £361 a day Winter fuel payment: £300 a year

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

#TheBookofMormon was possibly the most bonkers, offensive, fabulous thing I've ever seen and was the perfect antidote for today! Bradford Theatres The B🐸🐸k of Mormon

every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"

You might ask where was Clarkson during the years of Austerity and cuts? I will tell you where HE was. He was saying we could not afford the NHS and public sector workers should be shot dead for going on strike. That is where.

Oh look, a thread with context, nuance and facts around the issue of IHT - how odd. Thank you, Tom Bacon for pulling this together, it’s a brilliant explainer.

Gisèle Pelicot waived anonymity in a mass rape trial, so that "macho, patriarchal society that trivialises rape" could change. Her courage unfathomable, no honour too great, she stood up for ALL women, changed history and yet Time's Person of the Year is a male sexual assaulter:

If you’ve been playing along, you probably realize the next step is Reichstag.

Exactly

The President of the United States is not just a traitor to the people of the USA, but he's a traitor to every ally the USA has ever had.

Russian State Media (TASS) was in the meeting. AP and Reuters were not. Get it yet?

"When you add it all up – Trump’s concessions to Putin, insults to Zelenskyy, extortion of Ukraine, bad negotiation tactics and refusal to enforce a peace deal – there’s no evidence that Trump is serious about mediating a peace, and there’s a lot of evidence to suggest that all

Jesus fucking Christ

At this point if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

This is why Elon Musks companies are suffering. Blame yourself.