7.Take care of your people and they will take care of you and your film

This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.

nah gotta shake out those first love feelings young so you don’t get bamboozled by the first 30yo man with no bed frame who says nice things to you

broke a personal best speed record tonight running across a field back to the dance floor at the sound of the first few notes of Man I Feel Like A Woman

Had a robin trying to nest on our drain pipe but their nesting material kept falling so I got em a fry basket ☺️

Bring back McDonalds versions of Best Picture nominees

Elaine May thinking Hamlet is really just a stoner comedy is everything to me

My mum is a printmaker and my dad just installed a new door knocker for her 🥲

Rachel McAdams listing Game Night in her Playbill bio she’s so real for that

if Taylor Swift has orchestrated her own over-saturation so she can take three years off then release Repuation (Taylor’s Version) she’s legitimately a genius.

Now why did I tear up

Every time they ask my name in Starbucks I think about Cark.

Just attended a Catholic wedding mass. There were these sick ass padded kickstand things to kneel on. That was incredible. We kneel in Hinduism on the hard ass floor. I'm sorry Catholicism I wasn't familiar with your game

One of the funniest Prince stories is the time he met Matt Damon in 2007 at the London premiere for The Bourne Ultimatum.

Before having kids no one can prepare you for how much you’re going to spend on berries. Berry budget is staggeringly high. If these kids don’t slow down I may have to get a side gig to afford the berry consumption.

imagine fucking the guy from ratatouille and he’s begging to keep the hat on. probably unrelated but happy 4/20 to all who celebrate

Go see “Abigail” this weekend. Here’s a photo I took of Dan Stevens before the premiere on Wednesday (featuring two random guys from the floor below)

All these online hustlers are telling teen boys 'women only want you if you make seven figures and/or have an eight-pack, if you can't do that you're better off swearing off them entirely' and actual women are like 'I could fix the Ghoul from Fallout'

making the enemy stand around all dumbfounded looking like idiots is an underrated strategy imo