i get that hardships are the fire in which your future self is forged but sometimes da fire too hot and ouchie

Ok whenever I wear this one shade of purple I’m like I am sooooo a winter! (I am rapidly descending into poverty btw)

Not to be dramatic but the smell of lemon blossoms makes me feel life is worth living

anyway I could really use some work so if any very very cool showrunners are looking for staff writers I am an excellent candidate and would love to meet you! 1 WGA award nom, 3 freelances, 10 years room experience, almost 5’7

And yet there are so few jobs for proofreaders

come mister talimans, talime banana

Honestly, y’all should be embarrassed for even posting this salary. Women deserve better.

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My pregnant wife called me at work, she said — Something Is Wrong.

She was distraught.

She said she was heading to our OB/GYN. I told her I’d meet her there.

As someone who grew up doing dance competitions and knows already how.. that is, I need to know if other countries also have the genre of dancing with guns the way we have color guard. Because that does feel so deeply American to be like ok gorgeous lyrical piece but add a rifle

USC announced that valedictorian Asna Tabassum’s commencement speech has been canceled, stating it was “necessary to maintain the safety of our campus and students”

‘I am surprised that my own university has abandoned me,’ Tabassum said in a statement

uscannenbergmedia.com/2024/04/15/pro…

jk rowling, who strategically changed her name to make people believe she was male because she didn’t want to be affected by society’s perceptions of the gender binary, is mad at who now

It's time to ban private planes for the sole reason that commercial flight reliability would be 1000% better if super rich people had to deal with it.

'He wanted a girlfriend and he's got no social skills and he was frustrated out of his brain,' he added. Perhaps all those who quickly labelled it as a terrorist act should now talk about the incel radicalisation of white men. bbc.com/news/world-688…

“ooh you’re a writer? Are you working on anything cool?”

Every time I have a cough drop I think of my 6th grade homeroom and LA/SS teacher Mrs. Consani who kept extra supplies in her closet for students including hard candies for coughing, period products, and snacks 🫶

The fact that Pilates was rebranded into a workout for healthy/wealthy yt women is...

Joseph Pilates created Pilates in a prison for sick prisoners. AND it was his understudy, Kathy Stanford Grant (a black woman) that refined it. She was an acclaimed choreographer.

btw if you don’t follow me on insta I have finished many of my sweatshirts that are presently one of a kind and they are for sale! link to order is over there in my bio. @danielleweisberg ✌️🧵

if your middle school boyfriend didn't later come out as gay then you are not chic.... you failed the glamor test....

Hi! Reminder that my first Krapopolis episode airs one week from tonight! I’ll remind you closer!