Who do we have to talk to to get Barbra Streisand on Hot Ones

all these fuckers know is ban tiktok, send forever nukes to isr*el, eat hot chip and lie

he’s cooked

Happy Anna Wintour spotted in chili line during Oklahoma! intermission anniversary to all who celebrate

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Hyyyyype Maggie Hennefeld and Carrie Courogen

Celebrate Elaine May’s birthday today by buying the everliving fuck out of Carrie Courogen’s new book. Part bio, part detective story, it is a genuinely stunning, funny, and necessary work. You’ll love it.

Preorder:

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i’m aware of that

happy elaine may day

sisters are great because what person not related to you would still be in your life if you regularly sent them voicenotes of terrible made up songs about mundane day to day tasks

few personal betrayals as great as when autocorrect changes a plural to a possessive

Elaine May thinking Hamlet is really just a stoner comedy is everything to me

“What do girls talk about when they get drinks????” We’re talking about all the things we’ve learned during our brief hyperfixations on modern bridge construction, that’s what we’re talking about, shut the fuck up!!!

if the girls really wanted to listen to songs about depression and self destruction they would grow the fuck up and put on aimee mann's lost in space!!!!!!!!!!!!

My The New Yorker review of The Tortured Poets Department, online now & in print next week 😃🧐🥹😳😬😵‍💫🥴 newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…

like reading one of the best, classic p4k dunks....all killer no filler...wish we lived in the normal and chill version of the timeline where this could have had a byline to whom i could give proper flowers

open the schools