This is my love language.

Me: I am so over remakes and sequels.

Also me: gets out credit card

I’ll know I’ve made it when I can buy one of those $14.99 packs of jerky without even thinking about it.

Before having kids no one can prepare you for how much you’re going to spend on berries. Berry budget is staggeringly high. If these kids don’t slow down I may have to get a side gig to afford the berry consumption.

Greed is destroying art.

Seeing a lot of 'we got into Cannes' posts from people who must not know that going to the market at Cannes isn't the same as 'getting into Cannes' and I kind of feel bad for them.

Keanu starring in a movie from the director of Force Majeure, The Square, and Triangle of Sadness? It's official, I believe in god again.

First reactions coming in. Very excited to get this short out into the world.

First reactions coming in. Very excited to get this short out into the world.

Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, it should be illegal to use AI in something marketed as 'documentary'.

Love my followers.

When your friend tells you the way they stay in such good shape is by working out two hours a day.

When your friend tells you the way they stay in such good shape is by working out two hours a day.

Indiana! The Crossing Over Express is coming to Indianapolis. Go see it at one of the coolest theaters around.

Congrats to everyone involved in creating this wonderful show. I hope audiences continue to find it. This news makes me feel the opposite of this

Me: wanna watch Bluey?

My kid: actually could we watch (insert other awful show) tonight?

Me: