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Oh hi there Air Canada, it’s me again. We flew with you and @AviancaEscucha in July to Costa Rica and although my bag’s been returned, my partner’s hasn’t and is now lost. Thanks. But the worst bit is YOU WON’T GIVE US ANY MONEY. Compensation please dicks. Ta x

'You're an Eton millionaire who doesn't care about disabled people.'

Jacob Rees-Mogg is confronted by Dominic Hutchins who says that he had to prove he had cerebral palsy to claim benefits.

I think the disappointment of the tournament so far has been the lack of the remote control car carrying the ball to the centre circle at the start of every match. So much promise #bbcfootball

England squad school pictures day

Foden - Cheeky loveable rogue. The class clown who teachers love despite his bad behaviour. Still looks like a year 7 despite being in year 10. Been suspended twice for getting the nike tick in his hair.

School shoes - Rockport

🎻🎺Sedition 🎻🎺
- Randy Rainbow knocks it out of the park again. 
- 'Twittler on the Roof'
- Perchik: 'Money is the worlds curse.'
- Tevye: 'May the world smite me with it. And may I never recover.'
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'I don't feel sorry for congress at all. Oh, I'm sorry, did you have to hide under your desk because of guns? Wah wah wah. I've only had to do that six times since kindergarten. School is terrifying. Maybe now they'll pass gun reform.' - one of my 9th grade students, today

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She only bloody well went and did it! Our Miranda bringing the portrait nobody asked for and the world doesn’t need. Except for me when I asked her to do it about 4 hours ago. Fuck yeah. @dave_friday_bakes @britishbakeoff #gbbo Tom DeLonge

Scarfie does this resonate? youtu.be/7kKpxVJYtcw

Pelakon Black Panther, Chadwick Boseman telah meninggal dunia pada usia 43 tahun disebabkan oleh 'Colon Cancer'. Marvel Entertainment
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#blackpanter #chadwickboseman #RIP #wakandaforever #Marvel

It’s Tuesday, #TheWeekInTory is already 80 points long, and I’m very sorry you have to read it.

And even more sorry I had to write the bloody thing.

Anyway, here goes.

This kind of stuff, filmed in 1980s & early 90s, if released today would be trending on here for days. He died 2014 aged 56. What a loss. #RikMayall

If Michael Gove had not scrapped modular A Levels against the advice of teaching pros, everyone receiving their A Level results today would have their grades based largely on their accumulated assessments. The finger of accusation should be pointed firmly at him. #AlevelResults

Just done the Gravy For The Brain webinar about getting into the industry. Blimey. Now on to The Voiceover Social live podcast!

Taylor Swift as Oxford Handbooks, a thread