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Confusion about who we were discussing here. Raisi disappointed many of his own supporters as he dealt so badly with the movement and had the charisma of a knat. Not so Professor Marandi who is coherent & well spoken but a mouthpiece of the regime.

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We await confirmation on their whereabouts but local sources in Azerbaijan where the helicopter has crashed carrying these four say there are wild animals in the area including brown bears, Persian leopards, wolves, forest cats, wild boars and jackals.

I do not wish death on

We await confirmation on their whereabouts but local sources in Azerbaijan where the helicopter has crashed carrying these four say there are wild animals in the area including brown bears, Persian leopards, wolves, forest cats, wild boars and jackals. I do not wish death on
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For anyone who resonates with the existential dichotomy of feeling one way inside but outwardly looking the opposite. My team liked this artsy interview with Steve Best so much they put subtitles on this clip in two languages. Full interview here youtu.be/MIBvpv8Z7Hw?si…

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Omid Djalili Ironically if it’d been the other way around and the BLM protestor killed the guy in self defence I’m sure he wouldn’t have been pardoned.

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Since posting I’ve been contacted by the 3 other acts who were on the bill at the Oranjee Boom Boom that night. They’ve all messaged individually to say they got 60 quid ffs 😊

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Great article by Max about the complexity of football fandom with the recent Spurs/Arsenal ‘conflict’ which, as of right now, is still unresolved with time for yet more twists and turns (which no one is predicting except me) ⬇️

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The full length clip with Steve Best is rather revealing as I was so relaxed. Prob too much so. In fact I shouldn’t have said most of it. A clip about photos and how a two bit comic was narcissistic enough to rule the set on day 1 of ❗️youtube.com/channel/UCyqRs…

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Some news you won’t see on British TV today. The Texas governor just pardoned a man who killed a BLM protestor in 2020. Someone who went to a protest after sharing white supremacist memes and talked about how he “might have to kill a few people”.

According to court documents,

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Out of respect for the monarch I will not be suing King Charles for photoshopping his face on my portrait.

Out of respect for the monarch I will not be suing King Charles for photoshopping his face on my portrait.
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My daughter had to choose a topic for her modern world history class that she could tell others about as an advocate. Unprompted, she chose the 'woman, life, freedom' movement in Iran. She researched the topic, made flyers and has been telling schoolmates about it. Very proud!

My daughter had to choose a topic for her modern world history class that she could tell others about as an advocate. Unprompted, she chose the 'woman, life, freedom' movement in Iran. She researched the topic, made flyers and has been telling schoolmates about it. Very proud!
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Out of respect for the monarch I will not be suing King Charles for photoshopping his face on my portrait.

Out of respect for the monarch I will not be suing King Charles for photoshopping his face on my portrait.
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In this scenario we, the people, are the goat and the people he’s barging into are the corrupt few who continue to amass wealth and large fortunes from the misfortune of others ⬇️

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