joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn

It’s normal to eat a bagel every day.

The Onion has had it lmao

A reminder that Station Eleven > The Last of Us. Watch itttt pls

On earth we’re briefly gorgeous the musical the series

at the Melrose pl. farmer’s market listening to Poog talk about Wim Hof :)

Things I’m addicted to saying: — “That’s major” — “We love” — “Jacob Tremblay is Flounder”

I love the Met Gala because everyone stops pretending to be a communist and starts worshipping celebrities for dressing like drag queens

Today’s the premiere of season 3 of #TheOtherTwo , the 1st season of TV I ever wrote on. I’m also on strike & picketing with the #wga. Why?? cause TOT is the ONLY show I’ve written on. “But how Dylan, ur hawt and talented af”. I KNOW. But lemme explain how size is important. 🧵/1

The Weeknd entering his Razzie era.

Hi

Seated for Nick Delisi 🪑

Allora…

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Smell ‘em

Taylor Swift is the Bruce Springsteen of our generation (derogatory)

Jesus Christ. Share this.

Lion’s Head