i aspire to this level of haterism. 11/10

Gagged at “your hoops and sticks”

This is what I mean when I say Marvelification is bad. Even sublime art can be reduced to data collection

I wrote about Sleep No More, which ends this May, and the plague of “immersive experiences” it unleashed

theguardian.com/stage/2024/apr…

this is how you do hate btw theguardian.com/stage/2024/apr…

Paying $125 for a 'guaranteed table' at Lilia on a Wednesday is especially sad bc it suggests a paralyzing fear of the unknown. These people refuse to just show up, put their name down, and wander the neighborhood for 45 mins/get a drink, they can't handle the uncertainty

Kamala is the George W Bush of our generation. Always giggling, saying things that don't make sense, doesn't hold the real power, just happy to be there

What is so difficult to understand about a tattooed golden retriever? He’s like a golden retriever (sweet, loyal, non-threatening) but he has tattoos. If Lana sang this line you people would be like HOLY FUCK MOTHER SHAT IN THE GENIUS TOILET

TGIF!

The most tortured poets alive— John Early & ham— are in the VIP today! Theda explains gooning, John smokes dank tree with ***** *****, WWHL has no MUA, nudity in theatre, Jesse Tyler Ferguson's sweatshirt size and so much more 💋

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Will be reading/speaking/living at this on Sunday. Criticism has never been more alive! Text is the new painting and Pauline Kael is the new Frida

For Spike Art Magazine I wrote about Cyprus—jewel of the Mediterranean and one of the few popular vacation destinations with a UN buffer zone. Avail in print only bc real life is precious!

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I’m not a cheater I’m just neurodivergent

no ones posting about path of totality traffic and that feels like an omission… an eclipse of the truth even

I had a great Interview Magazine chat with cancela lansbury about The Paragraph that Drives Women Mad. You guys have been talking about my book for two months! interviewmagazine.com/literature/lau…

A true meeting of the minds: Lauren Oyler, interviewed by cancela lansbury. interviewmagazine.com/literature/lau…

I interviewed Lauren Oyler for Interview Magazine and guess what! We discussed her bad reviews (and her list of overused words, how you introduce yourself to an Uber driver, etc) —

interviewmagazine.com/literature/lau…