Can someone remind me in the morning I want avocado on toast for breakfast? #avocado #toast

The Tories really need putting to bed. Honestly they want to blame literally anyone else but themselves for all that they have done. Seriously show some back bone. As my nan would say "sit in the corner and have a word with yourself". They look unhinged.

Oh yay endless streams of Liz Truss selfies again 🥱 what are we not supposed to be noticing whilst this is going on.

Just this morning I was wondering if three umbrellas is excessive. This lady on #sortyourlifeout has 30.

As President Zelenskyy addresses Parliament about Putin's terrible war in Europe, we should remember the European Convention on Human Rights, drafted in aftermath of WW2, is more relevant than ever as we think of the bravery of Ukrainian people and the horrors inflicted upon them

Suella Braverman CLAIMED £2,684 on utility bills on her second home. RETWEET if she should pay for her own utility bills. Suella Braverman MP

We’ve add a bit more to our #FICTION #SALE - lots of bargains to be found inc #SIGNED books! 🦊🧡📚 foxlanebooks.co.uk/fiction-sale

RETWEET if you agree.

You need to RETWEET so everyone sees this! #ToriesOut270 #ToriesMustGo #ToriesOut269 RETWEET RETWEET RETWEET! ✊✊✊

RETWEET if you commit to putting perfection aside and voting for whichever party can beat the tories in your seat. This is the only way we can defeat thousands of tory councillors on 4th May. #LocalElections2023

Boooooo #Coronation #rishi

There’s a lot of: Here hold this Let me just take that from you. #Coronation

Rishi Sunak has claimed that voters are fine with him spending £50,000 a day on this ridiculously large private jet. If you aren’t fine, RT and tell him to spend his own £720,000,000. Where is his pay restraint? Also like if you want him to f** off.

Rishi Sunak has claimed that voters are fine with him spending £50,000 a day on this ridiculously large private jet. If you aren’t fine, RT and tell him to spend his own £720,000,000. Where is his pay restraint? Also like if you want him to f** off.

Thank you, Thames Water, for your email suggesting that to save water, I steam veggies instead of boil + cut 2 minutes off my shower. I suggest you stop dumping sewage into our waters, cut your massive bonuses, replace your Victorian pipes + fix your leaks.

Anyone from ⁦National Book Tokens⁩ want to hazard a guess as to how old this is? Customer was very pleased it was still valid 😊 #ChooseBookshops

I'm going to go to big ASDA on Tuesday around 4pm and see if I can help 800 men buy the right candle for their wife.