i’m an engineer i’m assuming i know what i’m doing.

//HEEHEHEHHAHHA

𝓓𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓯𝓪𝓭𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓫𝓵𝓾𝓻 𝓜𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓼𝔀𝓲𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓴𝓮, 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓼𝓶𝓸𝓴𝓮 𝓡𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓸𝓷

i have an extreme fear of abandonment. 💯💯💯🔥🔥💪

“Well, I suppose I could stay a while! Get comfortable… Lovely place you’ve got here! Could use a bit more color…”

//Anyway yeehaw

𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓻𝔂 𝓝𝓸, 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓻

``.. Would you still love me if I were a worm? :(``

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑝𝑜𝑒𝑡 𝑊ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑂ℎ 𝑙𝑒𝑖, 𝑜ℎ 𝑙𝑎𝑖, 𝑜ℎ, 𝐿𝑜𝑟𝑑

``Don't tell Captain I told you this, but.. The turtle necks are actually sleeveless. ``

BITCHES LOVE MY AUTISM.

//Silly goofy short starter for Axel being more blazed than a fucking fireplace <3

//what did I do :(

//okay so there's literally nothing different about him other than the fact that he has cat ears, a tail and is a lot more like a stupid cat

𝐼 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑑𝑜 𝐼 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑟𝑦? 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝐼'𝑚 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦, 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦

//MERMAID EVENT TIME BITCHES!!!

I just found out that nobody else on the ship thinks the Sun and Moon are married sapphics with five cats, nobody fucking talk to me.

𝐷𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑧 𝑤𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑙, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝐷𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑦𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑜 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑦

//Mark is the type of guy to play the most heartwretching, tear jerking melody on a guitar ever to be heard and say ' Anyway, here's wonderwall ' after finishing the song