“Well, I suppose I could stay a while! Get comfortable… Lovely place you’ve got here! Could use a bit more color…”

//I bet none of you have realised that Illinois' initials are ilu ( AKA I Love U!! )

//okay okay I have no brain so decide this for me

//Anyway yeehaw

𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓭𝓲𝓭𝓷'𝓽 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓬𝓻𝔂 𝓝𝓸, 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪 𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓻

``Would... Would you still love me if I were a worm..? ``

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝑝𝑜𝑒𝑡 𝑊ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑢𝑒 𝑂ℎ 𝑙𝑒𝑖, 𝑜ℎ 𝑙𝑎𝑖, 𝑜ℎ, 𝐿𝑜𝑟𝑑

//anyway hi

//okay so there's literally nothing different about him other than the fact that he has cat ears, a tail and is a lot more like a stupid cat

//I HAVE AN IDEA; MERMAID ILLINOIS??

//ONE MERMAID PRETTY BOY, COMING RIGHT UP!!!

𝐷𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑧 𝑤𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑙, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝐷𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑦𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑜 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑦