//STARTER FOR THE MAN!!!!

//:D

//why are the fucking twitter notifs so cracked, bird app is so mean to me >:(

[ <--- Needs to stop being such a bitch before somebody hits him ]

``[Y/M]? What is a, um.. Dilf? `` [ He's looking at his phone almost exactly like this ]

//im sorry I made his name Neil

//yippee, hello folks

𝐼 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝐵𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑑𝑜 𝐼 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑟𝑦? 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑟𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝐼'𝑚 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦, 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦

//MERMAID EVENT TIME BITCHES!!!

//lmao imagine if I had an event where Neil was just some fucking guy. No omnipotence, no shape-shifting, just some dude with a love for writing

//I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP AT THE WORST TIMES, HAVE THIS RANDOM CUTE DOG I FOUND ON THE INTERNET

``I don't need therapy, I just need to torture my enemies. ``

𝐷𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑖𝑡𝑧 𝑤𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑝𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑙, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝐷𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑡𝑦𝑙𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑑𝑜 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑦