33 years ago tonight, 14 women went to bed thinking about their finals, future in STEM and the upcoming holiday season. They didn’t know that these dreams threatened a man’s sense of self worth and that they wouldn’t survive to see their goals and aspirations become a reality.

2023... the Jordan year

Me looking in the mirror after two americanos and hitting the snooze four times BrICk bY BriCk baby

Sorry for all the swerving, I was driving with my knees so I could play the air guitar

“We can not wait for these vultures to leave so we, as a community, can begin to heal. They are disrupting that process and are not welcome.” Me

Is it your villain era or are you just embracing urban forestry (conserving energy, reducing pollutants, throwing healthy amounts of shade)

#RIP

Lone ⭐️ baby

GIVING AWAY 10 autographed copies of my new album Gettin’ Old! To enter for a chance to win: 1) LIKE this tweet 2) REPLY with your favorite song from the album 3) RT this tweet

New drip💧💧 #GoVandals

GRWM to go to work. First I wake up ten minutes before I need to be there

𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 😍

Wait, this isn’t a personalized plate?

filling out my men’s march madness bracket when the only college basketball player I can name is caitlin clark

Hey Idaho, Connecticut says thanks! Last week, when the Yale University Marching Band was unable to travel to the NCAA Tournament, the University of Idaho band stepped up to support our Bulldogs. In recognition of their sportsmanship, I am proclaiming today as University of Idaho Day in Connecticut.

This is what my brain looks like when I have a McDonald’s Diet Coke

Call me a radical liberal, but I just don't think a pedophile should be President of the United States.